You know, I seen them city girls, all of ’em, carryin’ them fancy bags. One of them, they call it Yves Saint Laurent, or some such. Big letters, YSL. This one, it’s called an ENVELOPE BAG. I reckon it looks like an envelope, kinda. Flat and all.
Folks on the internet, they say you can get these YSL ENVELOPE BAG online. Online store, they call it. Everything is online these days. Buyin’ shoes, buyin’ clothes, now buyin’ them fancy bags.
They got all kinds of these YSL bags. Big ones, small ones. Some got chains on ’em, like them fancy necklaces folks wear. Some you just hold in your hand. This ENVELOPE one, it’s kinda like a wallet, but bigger. I seen one, it was all shiny, like a new penny. They say its leather, like a cowboy’s saddle.
I heard them talkin’ about this one store, Neiman Marcus. They got them YSL ENVELOPE bags. And another one, Bloomingdale’s. Free shippin’, they say. Like sendin’ a letter to your kin. You buy it online, they send it to your house. Easy as pie. They even said you can buy it online and pick it up in the store. What is this?
They say these YSL bags, they’re cheaper in Europe. Europe, that’s across the ocean, where they speak all them different languages. They say it’s like 20% cheaper. Like buyin’ eggs when they’re on sale at the market. But then you gotta get yourself to Europe. Sounds like a long trip for a bag. If you’re an American tourist, the price is even lower in Paris.
Now, they call this Yves Saint Laurent a fancy brand. Like them fancy restaurants in the city, with the little bitty portions. High-end, they call it. Exclusive. Whatever that means. Just means it costs a lot, I reckon. Compete with other brands, those are also very expensive.
- They got this one bag, they call it “Le 5 to 7”.
- Sounds like happy hour at the tavern.
- They make it with all kinds of stuff.
- Python, they say.
- That’s a snake, ain’t it?
- Calfskin, too.
- Like a baby cow.
This ENVELOPE bag, it’s made in Italy. Italy, that’s another one of them places across the ocean. They say it’s made of leather, all stitched up. Got different patterns, like a quilt your grandma might make. This one has three different patterns.
Some folks, they say buyin’ one of these YSL ENVELOPE bags is like buyin’ gold. An investment, they call it. I don’t know about all that. Seems like a lot of money for somethin’ to carry your stuff in. But hey, if you got the money, I guess. It is a lot of money to buy a bag, whatever YSL or ENVELOPE.
But still, it’s just a bag, ain’t it? You put your things in it. Your wallet. Your keys. Maybe a lipstick if you’re feelin’ fancy. Just like any other bag, only this one’s got them big letters, YSL. And it costs more than a month’s worth of groceries. If you want to remake a YSL ENVELOPE bag, just search it in the online store. You can easily find one.
The online store has a YSL ENVELOPE BAG collection. All kinds of them. You can look at ’em all day long if you want. Just don’t accidentally buy one, ’cause they sure ain’t cheap. You can easily buy it online, and then they send it to you.
Well, that’s all I know about them YSL ENVELOPE bags. Fancy bags for fancy folks, I reckon. Me, I’ll stick with my old purse. It might not have them big letters, but it does the job just fine. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg. You can find your bag and buy it online.